children are evil

Did I say that I have a flat stomach???

Today I am in my bikini, and Kennedy comes by and pulls the bottoms up a bit.

Our conversation:
what are you doing?
I think it looks better this way.
why, it seems too high now
well, it covers that roll of fat that you have right there.


nice.

This made me laugh

"Pear-shaped" is British slang for
something gone wrong with ones plans

Yeah, I'll say something has gone wrong here...

still a pear

Still here, still a pear.
No exercise happening here, unless you count packing and loading 5000 boxes as exercise. And for some reason I DON'T!!
Some people say cleaning your house is exercise, and I don't really believe that either. For me exercise has to be a time set apart from all other activities, where I can get super sweaty and actually feel like I am accomplishing something. Mopping, great to get your floor clean, but exercise?? not so much.
Again, just this one pears opinion.

Pear Schmare

Nothing new on the pear front. This pear is not really paring down. More like maintaining pear weight and shape. BUT this pear has been happy with shape lately, as it is getting FIRMER. A firm pear is, after all, what we are all looking for, right?

Why I like being a pear

I have a flat stomach





well, I guess thats it

things and things

Well
things are good
I have been to the gym 3 times and
I only ate bad once (sausage biscuit from Mc'D)
I shopped yesterday and bought only tops.
I have the most tops in the record of shoppers.
I watched "what not to wear" and learned a few things.
One of them being: NO ONE can find good jeans that fit right.
Jeans have to be altered to fit.
Stacy said "It doesn't matter what your size/shape, all jeans need to be tailored"
So yes, even if you spend 175.00 on a pair of jeans, be prepared to shell out additional $30.00 for alterations...
or learn to sew
or wear shorts

It is so hard to remember...

Whenever I get to the store without children (insert rare) and then actually feel thin enough to try on any clothes (insert rare) I can not for the life of me remember what I am "supposed" to buy! So I decided to focus on one thing only...pants for now.


Boot-leg pants – bootcut pants are a dream for pear shaped women. The cut is flattering because it widens below the knee and slightly flares at the bottom. This cut definitely results in an appearance of slimmer thighs and hips. Be sure to purchase the pants in a style that ends before the waist begins – a low rise or extra low rise minimizes the appearance of large hips with a small waist and gives you a more balanced appearance. Wear bootcut pants in dark colors and with a slight heel for a look that elongates your silhouette even more.